The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

NEVER

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

knock knock. come in.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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