Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust? getting raped by a giant scorpion What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher, Mr. Smith What's worse than getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher Mr. Smith? Snapping your femur bone in half What's worse than snapping your femur bone in half? Birthing a dead baby

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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Reading books

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Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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book 'em danno

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