So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

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this sentence will end in the way you expected.

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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uhyuyuyhyuuuhuyuhh rice crispies

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

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Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

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What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

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A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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Okay, but cut me some slack here, its not as straight forward as it sounds, I got at least twice as many active synapses as other people do, that means twice the thought process, in video games I can for example remember twice the commands, and such. Sadly this does not mean that I can think twice as fast or twice as smart, but rather that I do so involuntarily in short spans, until I burn myself out. So be a bit nice to me, when I say that I have since I was a kid used about 2.5-7.5 mg valium, this is just because my thought process works so fast I burn out because well, I got the processor, but it burns out, excuse me my wife needs some help with her cellphone, see you soon

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