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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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