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Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

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"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

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What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

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Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

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A man visits his doctor for an annual checkup. "Doc, I feel great! I'm running 5 miles a day, I just got promoted at work, and sex with my wife has never been better!" A few weeks later, his doctor calls him in. When he arrives, the doctor looks at him grimly. "I have some bad news. You have lung cancer." "But how? I don't smoke. My wife doesn't smoke. I have never felt better." The doctor pats him on the back, reassuringly. "This may be true, but you still have lung cancer."

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amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

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what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

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What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

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Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

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Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

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Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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