- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

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Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

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Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

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