- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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