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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

John Stamos.

This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

the asian kid gets an F

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

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