So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

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What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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destiny

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

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What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

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If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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