Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

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A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

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Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

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what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

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Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance cocvered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being deined coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be covered." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

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Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

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Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

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How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

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So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

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If you were a cactus, why?

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

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Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

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1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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