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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Once upon a time, The end.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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