QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!" Later that day, the man's daughter takes him to the doctor because he's acting strangely. The doctor gives him an MRI and the daughter is told that her father sustained severe brain damage from the injury. Now the daughter has to juggle taking care of her father, taking care of a child she bore from a drunken one-night stand, and recovering from her meth addiction at a rehab facility, all while making minimum wage at her dead end job. Eventually she hangs herself, leaving her father and child to slowly die on their own.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

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Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) *sniff* MAN YOU SMELL BAD

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What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

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Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

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Hail Heetluh

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

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Your Mom!!!

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What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

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What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

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YES! EXACTLY!

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*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

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Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

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What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

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What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

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sharks

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whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

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I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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