Mitt Romney

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

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What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

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Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

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What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

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if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

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Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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This is not a joke or is it

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

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Health food.

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

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Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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