- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

An Asian man fails a math test

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

HI MY NAME IS DOUG

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

This is not a joke or is it

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

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