Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

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A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

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Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance cocvered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being deined coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be covered." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

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Health food.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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