why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

dick dick dick... frogs

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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