- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

a fish swimming in the water swims

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

honest politician

roses are red, violets are blue.

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

Obama

You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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