Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

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Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

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An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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anti jokes are for fags

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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Hillary Clinton

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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Kim Kardashian got a job.

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A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

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Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

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heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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