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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

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Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

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Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is Ricochet in off a me and it'll glue to you And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

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What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

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A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

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baby seal walks into a club

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A caterpillar and its mom (a butterfly) come upon a lion eating an antelope. The caterpillar says "Mom, why is the lion so mean to the antelope?" The mom replies: "it's the circle of life." The next day, the caterpillar and his mom witness a bird of prey swooping down and eating a mouse. The caterpillar asks why the bird of prey is so mean and the mom responds by saying its the circle of life. The next day, the caterpillar and its mom come across a trail of dead animals. They follow the trail to the end where they see a great lion. The mom opens her mouth to say its the circle of life when her son jumps up and eats the lion. THE END.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

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so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

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How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

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Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

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Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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