- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

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