A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

hot diggity dog

When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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