69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Robin, get in the car!

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Ken wins!

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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Why did the

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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Adele walks into the stables

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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Anti Joke

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