Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

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Hahaha

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knock knock come in!

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Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

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Wigan.

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How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

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a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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