Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

Wigan.

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

Three black men were walking...

What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

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