- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

what is a chicken answer: chicken

Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

Do you know what color comes after 9?

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

hot diggity dog

Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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