- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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