Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

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What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

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Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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Bob dole

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What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

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Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

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One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

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Im black

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out of your comfort zone

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The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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