- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

what's worst than being gay? being black

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

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