- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

a horse nibbled a baby

Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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