- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

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Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Wanna know something funny? Your face

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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