- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Please? No.

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

what do u call a black person by his name

how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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