what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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