Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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You're*

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A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

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What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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