There was this land of cheerios. The regular cheerios were the poor ones, the honey nut cheerios were middle class but loved to party, and the frosted cheerios were very wealthy. So there was a young regular cheerio named paul who really had a crush on this frosted cheerio girl named sophia. He liked her so much, that he finally got the courage to ask her out. Shyly he asked her "do you want to go to prom with me" she said "no i only date frosted cheerios". Paul understood and went back to his house dissapointed. The next day Paul went to the doctor and he asked for an operation to make him a frosted cheerio. Since he wasn't very wealthy he could only afford an opperation that would make him a half cheerio. He decided it will do. The next day he approched sophia and asked "will you go to prom with me now" she said "sorry i only date full frosted cheerios" The next day paul went back to the doctor and convinced his parents to lend him some money to become a full frosted, so thats what he did. The next day he asked her out and she finnally said yes. A few days later they went to the prom together that was hosted by the honey nut cheerios. Sophia asked paul for some brownies so paul said sure and waited on the brownie line for quite a long time. He brought her the brownie and thought he was very nice for waiting on line for so long. Then she asked for some fruit punch. Paul looked around and around, until he realized there was no punch line.

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I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

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What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

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Look how far I can kick this bucket

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If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

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Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

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Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

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Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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