Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

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whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

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A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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these are shit

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Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

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What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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its all aodhan

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Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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