FIONN'S LIFE

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

im gey

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

Potato!

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

why did the computer crash? it didn't

Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

knock knock get lost!

Justin Bieber

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

#Hanging Degus

Breast cancer.

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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