- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

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why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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