- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

A seal walks into a club.

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

What's green and has wheels? a green car.

Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

BIG PENIS

What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

Im black

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

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