- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

A seal walks into a club.

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

What's green and has wheels? a green car.

Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

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What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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