Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

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Whats long and black? The unemployment line

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Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

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Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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Why are fire trucks red Well fire trucks have 4 wheels, and they have 8 people in them, 4+8, is 12, there are 12 inches in a foot, a foot is a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a boat, boats sail the seven seas, fish are in the seven seas, fish have fins, the Finns defeated the Russians, Russians are red, And that is why fire trucks are red.

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Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

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Anti Joke

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