- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

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