A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

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Apple juice.

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

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What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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hot diggity dog

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

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this sentence will end in the way you expected.

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Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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uhyuyuyhyuuuhuyuhh rice crispies

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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