What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

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My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

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Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

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*insert joke here*

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Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold climate. I guess this was just a waste of time.

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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lipstick pig

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Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

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A man... walks.

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Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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