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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

I pooped.

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

Jews

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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