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You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

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What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

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Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

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Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

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Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

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Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

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Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

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what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

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why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

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What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

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What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

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Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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