- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

I like colin but not as much as apple

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

Wait what? I did not type that!

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

So a baby seal walks into a club...

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

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