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Womens' sports

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

Hitler

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

kesha is a virgin.

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

r u smart..... or ur black

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

The jets are a good team..

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

thomas!!!!

Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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