There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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soccer

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

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Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

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what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

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Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

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If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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Q: Why did the duck eat some grass? A: because we are so careless that we caused global causing the entire pond to shrink to a size where it cannot raise a family and the fish could not prosper so the duck could not eat what it had forcing it do consume an inedible substence causing it to die because is not a natural part of a ducks diet

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What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

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MOOOOOOOOOOO

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Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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