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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

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