Hey! Where is my tracker?

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What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

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A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

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Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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