Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

U mad?

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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