- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

Whats wrong with that Nothing

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

No, Trinidad.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

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