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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

What's circular and round A circle

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

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