how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

obama

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

a woman leaves the kitchen.......

roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

"Knock knock." "No."

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

womens rights.

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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