an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

penis haha

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

Your Mother

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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