Hello.

Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

How old is your mom Dead

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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This is not a joke.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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