whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

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an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

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Women's rights

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Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

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why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

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Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

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What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

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roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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why is my phone broken i dropped it

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Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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You all have Aids

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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