Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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You all have Aids

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

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Women's rights

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why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

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roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

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Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

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What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

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Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

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Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Nickelback

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whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

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