Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

This is not a joke.

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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