He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

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Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

This is a joke setup.

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

racism...deal with it!

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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