- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

The jets are a good team..

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

A chicken walks into a barn.

In soviet russia, roses are violet

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

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What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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