Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

out of your comfort zone

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

thumb_up thumb_down -7

there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops