- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

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