- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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