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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

What's 9+ 10?! 19

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

Knock Knock. Shut up.

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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