- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

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