I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

The awkward moment when you have cancer.

What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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