What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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