Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off the cliff? ........………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………..................................................................... .

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

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Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

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If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

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Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

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Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

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Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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