Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

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today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

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i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

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A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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