Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

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Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

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You read the Terms of Service.

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A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

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A seal walks into a club.

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A fat man walked into a hot dog.

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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Okay, after this one then...

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Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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