- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

whats good about poland... fukk all

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

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